magnacarterholygrail:

my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”

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spinals:

Good morning from a very rainy day in Boston…… feeling super sleepy and happy

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fitchris25:

2-spook:

Just in case

Last time I reblogged this, I got like 5 messages from people lecturing me on the dangers of using a condom that has been stored in a wallet.

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deans-pies-the-doctors-bowties:

can I just remind people, this was captain jack harkness’s first line on doctor who

deans-pies-the-doctors-bowties:

can I just remind people, this was captain jack harkness’s first line on doctor who

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nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

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ohmygil:

God is like "ball is life, my son"

ohmygil:

God is like "ball is life, my son"

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taco-bell-rey:

When you finally get to piss after waiting for hours

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Me Walking Into Class w/ Pizza John Shirt

Neighbor: So, Pizza?
Me: Oh, yeah, its a.... an inside joke?
Neighbor: Oh, so you made the shirt yourself?
Me: Oh, no, not at all
Neighbor: oh, ok...
Me: No like, do you know that movie that came out in theaters? Um, its called (Don't say the abbreviation, don't do it).... The...Fault In Our Stars?
Neighbor: Yeah
Me: Yeah, the author of the book, this is his face (points at shirt)
Neighbor: ....ok


oknope:

that moment when you’re in the mood to study but you don’t understand any of the lessons……

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